Hahahha "Bird tragically dead"

This was the most comic new I've ever read. An old lady told the newspaper that a bird tragically died because of the construction of a food vessel.

I mean, who the hell cares if a bird died? It wasn't even a orotected species, but let's sayit had been close to extintion, I don't think people would care anyway. Would you for example?

But the most fun part is that the newspaper even takes time to write it, and on top of that it almost puts the article at the top of their internet page!